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Legends of The Sportatorium
It's Christmas morning, guess who's alone it's Kevin Von Erich
There's no presents under the tree for Kevin Von Erich
He's the only one left alive of the family Von Erich
Cause of tragedy and suicide
Jack Jr. died at 6, electrocuted drown in a snowy ditch
David died in '84, Bad sushi, stomach tore
Mike died in '87, Went to sleep, woke up in Heaven
Chris suicide in '91, Shot himself in the head with a gun
Kerry suicide in '93, Didn't have the heart for the WWE
Was 6 brothers, now there's one
Kevin is the last Von Erich son!
It's Christmas morning, guess who's alone it's Kevin Von Erich
There's no presents under the tree for Kevin Von Erich
He's the only one left alive of the family Von Erich
Cause of tragedy and suicide
Jack Jr. died at 6, electrocuted drown in a snowy ditch
David died in '84, Bad sushi, stomach tore
Mike died in '87, Went to sleep, woke up in Heaven
Chris suicide in '91, Shot himself in the head with a gun
Kerry suicide in '93, Didn't have the heart for the WWE
Was 6 brothers, now there's one
Kevin is the last Von Erich son!
Was 6 brothers, now there's one
Kevin is the last Von Erich son!
Was 6 brothers, now there's one
Kevin is the last Von Erich son!
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Horseman Business
02:26
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Horsemen Business
Arn Anderson, Broke his back
When a fat broad, Gave him a slap
The significance of that is, It's his beer drinking hand
Average wrestling skills, Average man
Arn parlayed that into, A decent career
The Horsemen Enforcer, Second to Ric Flair
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair, Didn't know who his mama was
Born in a crazy house, Then he was adopted
Ric Flair, Pulled a Lynard Skynard
Broke his back, Still made a big come back
Ric Flair, He got arrested
Put a Figure Four Leg Lock, On a cop in Texas
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair and Arn Anderson
Best of friends, Four Horsemen
You gotta beat the man, To be the man
Or just be average, Like Arn Anderson
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair WOOOO! Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ric Flair....
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Undertakers Last Ride
01:15
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Last Ride
You did the unmentionable
Should've left it to the professionals
Now your doing time...
For Undertaker's Last Ride
(Ride Ride Ride Last Ride
Died Died Died Your kid died)
If you had gone for the signature
instead of the finisher
Then he might have survived...
Undertaker's Last Ride
(Ride Ride Ride Last Ride
Died Died Died Your kid died)
Thought it'd be good for a laugh
But he was only 1 and a half
Should've waited til at least 5...
For Undertaker's Last Ride
(Ride Ride Ride Last Ride
Died Died Died Your kid died)
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619 Dead!
00:49
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Rey Didn't Know
The Ropes Were To Tight
A Simple Drop Kick
is what took his life
6...1...9...Go!
The Man that he killed
Perro Aguayo
He could have been champ
but we'll never know
6...1...9...Go!
He layed on the ropes
cuz he couldn't go
6...1...9...DEAD!
Rey Didn't Know
The Ropes Were To Tight
A Simple Drop Kick
is what took his life
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Tie Your Shoes
02:00
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Friendship Village Retirement Match
Verne Gagne
One last victory
As he body slams his roommate to the floor
Broken hip is how he died
Verne was charged with a homicide
For body slamming his roommate to the floor
Collegiate superstar
AWA father
16 time world champion
Behind Hogan's resurrection
The problem was he only pushed himself
Top talent left for somewhere else
Asked Iron Sheik to break some legs
Beginning of the end for Verne Gagne
Verne Gagne
One last victory
As he body slams his roommate to the floor
Broken hip is how he died
Verne was charged with a homicide
For body slamming his roommate to the floor
Collegiate superstar
AWA father
16 time world champion
Behind Hogan's resurrection
The problem was he didn't keep up with the times
Ripped off superstars of their merchandise
City took his house by Emminent Domain
Was the end of the Verne Gagne reign
Verne Gagne
One last victory
As he body slams his roommate to the floor
Broken hip is how he died
Verne was charged with a homicide
For body slamming his roommate to the floor
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