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DNF

Be on red alert, He comes Tony Stewart
Now your in the dirt, Cause of Tony Stewart
He didn't get arrested, Cause he's a Nascar legend
He didn't get questioned, Cause he's a Nascar legend

Kevin Ward had bad depth perception
He didn't see Tony coming
I bet if he could take it anything back
He wouldn't have got out on the track
He was just going to give Tony some crap
But got drug about a quarter lap
Cause his wonky eye got him in trouble
Now everyone's at his funeral

Be on red alert, He comes Tony Stewart
Now your in the dirt, Cause of Tony Stewart
He didn't get arrested, Cause he's a Nascar legend
He didn't get questioned, Cause he's a Nascar legend

Tony Stewart was hungry for checkers
Put Kevin's car on a wrecker
He was going for the purse
Ended up doing something worse
Flag went from yellow to red
Kevin Ward he was dead
Sped up when he should have been slowing
Now Kevin's helping daisies growing

Be on red alert, He comes Tony Stewart
Now your in the dirt, Cause of Tony Stewart
He didn't get arrested, Cause he's a Nascar legend
He didn't get questioned, Cause he's a Nascar legend

“Spoken word in the style of Tony Stewart”

Be on red alert, He comes Tony Stewart
Now your in the dirt, Cause of Tony Stewart
He didn't get arrested, Cause he's a Nascar legend
He didn't get questioned, Cause he's a Nascar legend

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from Cuts A Promo, released June 18, 2016

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